tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-107788542024-03-14T03:56:56.313-04:00The Corporate Headquarters of the San Antonio Gunslingers"a man who threatens people with his own Pinkerton army"LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.comBlogger832125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-31685616430346519032010-03-03T22:36:00.000-05:002010-03-03T22:36:38.958-05:00I went to Washington, D.C. this weekAnd I saw some interesting things.<br />
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<ul><li>Newly-minted Senator Scott Brown's Truck. Seriously. And it's kind of a low-rider. </li>
<li>Senator Orrin Hatch getting on an elevator, and he's taller than I expected.</li>
<li>The National Statuary Hall Collection on the first floor of the Capitol, which included an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Damien_Statue">awesomely squared-off statue of Father Damien from Hawaii</a> and a statue from Oregon of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Dickinson_Baker">Edward Dickinson Baker</a>, the only sitting U.S. Senator to die in battle during the Civil War, at the Battle of Ball's Bluff (not to go on too much of a run-on here, but the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ball%27s_Bluff">Battle of Ball's Bluff</a> is not a joke - and it's famous for another reason, in that future <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes,_Jr.">Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.</a> [aka "WEEEEEENDELLLLLL!!!!", for anyone lucky enough to have heard Professor R. Perry Sentell, Jr.'s amazing monologue on the Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table and how he created perhaps America's Greatest Jurist] was wounded at the same battle).</li>
<li>The seldom-seen underground train-shuttle from the Capitol to the basement of the Russell Senate Building. </li>
<li>An ATM right outside the door of the Senate's private barber shop/shoeshine. It's strange looking.</li>
<li>Myself, nearly dropping trou at the security checkpoint entering the Russell Building. My belt was a threat, apparently.</li>
<li>Countless compelling stories from people affected by Arthritis and Arthritis-related diseases. I've never felt so optimistic about the future and the proximity to a cure, but I've also never felt more frustrated by the failure of our nation to respond adequately to a massively expensive problem affecting millions of Americans. I met a six year old already forced to use a wheelchair to get around and for whom painful monthly treatments of shots haven't provided any solace. I met a teenager from Alaska who, though suffering through a flare, couldn't get to see a rhuematologist for nine long, painful months because (a) there are no pediatric rheumatology specialists, (b) the only rheumatologists currently practicing in Alaska no longer accept new patients, and (c) the pediatric rheumatologist from Washington state who is supposed to fly up to Alaska to meet certain needs won't or can't come during the winter. I met a twelve year old girl who has had one hip replacement and is looking forward to her second this coming summer. I met a family with three incredibly brilliant kids, each of whom has been diagnosed with juvenile rheumatoid arthritis, a Gulf War veteran father diagnosed with post-traumatic osteoarthritis, where both parents work and have employer-provided insurance, but who, nevertheless, have lost their house because of their oppressive healthcare costs and who have been forced repeatedly to choose which of the three kids would have to go without anti-inflammatory medications this month. We're the greatest country on earth. Nobody can go to our nation's capital without feeling a great sense of pride. But we fail as a nation when it comes to healthcare. We can do so much better. We shouldn't fail people who are doing the right thing. We shouldn't live in a country where a dozen or so states don't have a single medical specialist that serves children with a debilitating disease. We can do better. </li>
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Doesn't make me want to drink Blue Moon though. Watered-down hefeweizen doesn't do it for me. LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-47952095599169672112010-01-18T18:43:00.000-05:002010-01-18T18:43:41.340-05:00Gunners with a brutal stretch aheadThe premiership title might be decided against Arsenal by Valentine's Day. Between now and then is just a brutal stretch (after the return Bolton match on Wednesday).<br />
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1/27: at Aston Villa<br />
1/31: home to Manchester United<br />
2/7: at Chelsea<br />
2/10: home to Liverpool<br />
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Anything less than 4 points from those 4 matches and the title might be out of reach.<br />
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The good news is that the 5 matches after that are all against the bottom half of the league. The bad news is that those 5 "easier" matches come right when Arsenal is playing their Champions' League tie against Porto in the middle of the week. With their injuries and the importance of Champions' League matches, dropping points against the bottom half is likely. <br />
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I think smart spending this window would actually be for veteran players who can provide motivation against Wolves and Burnley, not the flashy move that makes the back page.LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-48836393236408996082010-01-16T09:55:00.002-05:002010-01-16T09:58:08.940-05:00Pundits ignore Mooninite influence at their own perilThe Massachusetts special election for Ted Kennedy's senate seat has garnered national attention because of the underperforming in the polls by Martha Coakley. Pundits cite democratic malaise, progressive frustration, an uninspiring candidate, and fired up conservatives. <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/01/the-cartoon-prosecutor.html">Andrew Sullivan</a> and <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0110/31413.html">Radley Balko</a> raise another point though:<br />
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<blockquote>"<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px;">Coakley’s most recent high-profile case was the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” hoax, in which she defended Boston authorities’ massive overreaction to harmless light-emitting-diode devices left around the city as a promotional gimmick."</span><br />
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And a brilliant performance in the second half by Arsenal means the race is on.LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-82512949800519055412009-12-12T15:12:00.000-05:002009-12-12T15:12:40.794-05:00Buying a pint for Brad Friedel todayHuge weekend in England.<br />
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Man U give up 3 points at home to Villa. Stellar defense today. Man City, Spurs and Chelsea give up 2 points a piece (Spurs and Chelsea at home). <br />
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Tomorrow's Liverpool/Arsenal match just went from big to massive. A win by either team reignites a real chance at the title. <br />
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Win tomorrow and their game in hand, and the Gunners are just a game off the lead. <br />
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Here's what I want: Arshavin plays 90. Eduardo plays none. Vermaelen's onrushes lead to something other than a killer counter by Liverpool. I fear it won't happen. <br />
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My guess: Liverpool play better than they have in months and take a win.LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-1695154577955206562009-12-09T22:40:00.000-05:002009-12-09T22:40:30.188-05:00Lock of the YearJane Lynch wins the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy for Glee.<br />
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No one else has a chance. She's so good it's ridiculous. <br />
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"Finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian."LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-64662687737080446572009-12-05T19:11:00.003-05:002009-12-05T19:27:50.918-05:00So...Whoever loses the Sugar Bowl gets the Notre Dame job?<a href="http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/20/urban-the-early-betting-favorite-to-replace-weis/">Bodog's early lines</a> had Brian Kelly and Urban Meyer both at 3/2 to succeed Weis. I think with Urban losing Strong, Tebow, Spikes, and a litany of other stars, this is when he heads to his "<a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/92619-urban-meyer-notre-dame-still-my-dream-job">dream job</a>."<br /><br />Strong and Tebow leaving are good enough news for Georgia. Meyer leaving would be icing on the cake.T-Ludhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11161266604659784978noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-51112747765383105982009-11-28T23:25:00.002-05:002009-11-28T23:50:03.891-05:00HBTD<div>Thoughts...</div><ul><li>Keep Russ around for good.</li><li>Rennie Curran is unbelievable.</li><li>Reshad Jones played a good game!</li><li>It wasn't until Tech's last offensive play that it made sense that we didn't double team Thomas the entire game.</li><li>Why does Demariyus Thomas have a B on his jersey? Or was that just Millen/McDonough incompetency?</li><li>And speaking of Millen, when even that empty melon head suggests that SEC refs might have an interest in the game, there's a really bad image problem.</li><li>And other than the Boykin jersey pull on an uncatchable ball (which wasn't a completely outrageous call) and the surprising overrule on the subsequent Dwyer rush, the refs were actually pretty good. I was amazed by how well the line call nailed the Jones INT out of bounds when Hill got hurt. I didn't figure it out in live speed twice and he got it completely right.</li><li>The two participants in next week's ACC title game both lost this week to SEC teams which would be lucky to play in the Music City Bowl. Get your tickets to Tampa now!</li><li>It was so good to watch Bobo continue call running plays on the second drive. So damn satisfying.</li><li>Should we be upset that Drew Butler's non-appearance tonight may have cost him the Ray Guy Award? Probably not, right?</li><li>Natural order is restored in this state. It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog.</li></ul><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-44214797482172569922009-11-24T14:27:00.001-05:002009-11-24T14:27:49.484-05:00I love animals, and I have ethics, but<a href="http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2009/11/24/woof-beep-replace-uga-with-a-bulldog-robot-says-peta/">PETA, GFY</a>.LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-41507566199898830582009-11-08T13:32:00.003-05:002009-11-08T13:59:10.428-05:00Allow me to reintroduce myselfAin't gonna lie... <div><br /></div><div>I'm coming out of a fog. A deep one. I've been crushed by my job the last year, couple years, who knows how long. Just haven't been able to be normal and happy with my life - and my life is actually pretty awesome. </div><div><br /></div><div>But I'm changing jobs. Very excited about the new one. Better lifestyle, more opportunity to be myself, more of a chance to grow professionally. </div><div><br /></div><div>Now, this space won't become the first thing I'm going to return to - I've still got a number of priorities ahead of this. But I'll probably be able to write a bit more than before. </div><div><br /></div><div>So on that note, I instruct you to go watch the ESPN 30 For 30 USFL documentary, if just for the segment where Rick Neuheisel sings the Gunslingers' fight song. I'd embed it if I could find it.</div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-73841073633012752512009-11-08T12:54:00.004-05:002009-11-08T15:05:45.354-05:00Do not speak of Notre Dame againI know the perils of transitive results in college football. Matchups matter, other externalities may affect results, injuries can happen, etc.<div><br /></div><div>But when it's a one week difference for comparisons, and a number of the externalities would normally work against the point you're trying to make, well, I'll make an exception.</div><div><br /></div><div>One week ago, Temple (yes, TEMPLE, as in arguably the worst team in FBS this decade, the team that got booted out of the Big East even though all the good teams were fleeing, the team whose current senior class once was part of a 26 game losing streak, the team who opened this season with a home loss to FCS Villanova... that Temple) went on the road and beat Navy. Navy is OK this year, but not great. Temple is probably the biggest surprise of the season in college football, yes, but it was a close win by the Owls. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yesterday, Notre Dame, at home, ranked and with an excellent chance at a BCS berth, loses to that same Navy team when Heisman wannabe Clausen took a sack in the endzone in the last minute of the game. </div><div><br /></div><div>Just a couple of years ago, Temple was booted out of the Big East (the same Big East that allows Notre Dame to compete in most sports but allows Notre Dame to hoard their football cash and remain an independent). In 2006, when the current seniors at Temple were suffering through that 26 game losing streak, Temple had to play as an independent before the MAC would allow them to join. Only, unlike Notre Dame, Temple didn't have their own TV contract or preferential treatment from bowls. </div><div><br /></div><div>Today, Temple can go on the road and do something that Notre Dame can't do at home. The Owls also have a better overall record.</div><div><br /></div><div>So here's my modest proposal: Notre Dame shouldn't get a single benefit of the doubt - ever. No more BCS preferential treatment. Let Notre Dame be treated like all the other teams not playing in a tough conference. TCU, Boise State, Utah, Houston, BYU, Troy, Central Michigan, and yes, even Temple... all those teams have an objective, reasonable claim to a BCS bowl bid ahead of the Irish. Of course, only one of those teams can get a BCS bowl bid, while the Irish can play a cakewalk schedule, face no conference opponents (and the difficulty appurtenant thereto - you play the same team every year and they know your tendencies and have seen all of your film multiple times when scouting your other opponents), and can still waltz into the BCS with a good but not great record. ND can play after January 1 thanks to rules that apply to nobody else. While other teams would finish 3rd or 4th in their conference and go to a respectable bowl with a 9-3 or 10-2 schedule, the Irish get an 8 figure unshared payout. </div><div><br /></div><div>Join a real conference, go undefeated against a real schedule, or just play by the same rules as the other minor football programs. Until the Irish do anything like that, no credit, no benefit of the doubt. </div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-58994235685579016692009-09-13T14:06:00.002-04:002009-09-13T14:41:33.577-04:00Five Field GoalsAssume for the moment that South Carolina is capable, or at least competent offensively. <div><br /></div><div>Now, hypothesize that Georgia would play an aggressive, risk-taking defense, rather than a keep-everything-in-front-of you, no big plays defense. </div><div><br /></div><div>What percentage of drives do you believe would end in a punt or turnover as a result of such aggressiveness? </div><div><br /></div><div>Aesthetically, Georgia's defense is death by a thousand cuts. So painful to watch. You can see the frustration on the faces of offensive players begging to be allowed back on the field. You fear for the lungs and legs of the defensive players who've been asked so much from. It seems like such a terrible strategy, this bend-but-don't-break thing. </div><div><br /></div><div>But then I see South Carolina forced to kick 5 field goals with a line of scrimmage inside our 25, and a goal line stop to seal the game to boot. That's crazy. Consider - what if Georgia did play an aggressive, risk-taking strategy and caused INTs or fumble recoveries on half of those possessions, but allowed TDs on the other half (which would've been insanely efficient for a D.) Well, that'd be 21 points where 15 were allowed - and a 4 point win would've become a 2 point loss. </div><div><br /></div><div>Anecdotal, yes. And still ugly. And, of course, an aggressive defense might very well stop drives long before they get into the red zone. And bend-but-don't-break doesn't always lead to 5 FGs and a goal line stop - an unlucky bounce or a bad call or a missed assignment or a slipped tackle and one of those FGs becomes a TD. But... walking out of the stadium, I thought maybe we were lucky, but maybe Martinez's strategy actually preserved a win. </div><div><br /></div><div>I guess it depends on what you think of South Carolina's offense. If it's capable of making a team pay for taking risks, then against similarly talented offenses, I might swallow hard and suffer through the continuous stream of 8 yard tight end curl routes on 3rd and 7s. If it's the kind of team that completes around half its passes and can't muster 150 yards against a mid-tier ACC team... well, then the Dawgs might think about taking a few more risks against some of their upcoming opponents.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-84944860376348932222009-08-29T13:48:00.002-04:002009-08-29T14:41:27.738-04:00Nugget from Phil Steele for next weekendSo I read Phil Steele on the can, and it could be said that I'm not exactly studying during that time. So I want to make sure I remember a few nuggs that kind of jump off the page. <div><br /></div><div>In his "Football 365 Days a Year" piece, which sticks in a number of items he couldn't fit into their own full article, Steele focuses on starts lost to injury in the previous year. Basically, he suggests that injuries have a lot to do with luck, and a team that suffers a ton of injuries one year isn't likely to suffer as many the next while a team with an incredibly small number of injuries isn't likely to have the same good fortune. Relatedly, a team that has suffered a lot of injuries in the previous year benefits from a few silver linings: not only will many of those good players who were injured return (and since they were the starters before injury, it's possible they add significant talent), but because of those same injuries, the team allowed backups to gain significant in-game experience. </div><div><br /></div><div>For example, Trinton Sturdivant was Georgia's best lineman heading into last year, when he suffered a season-ending injury in training camp. He returns this year, providing a strong infusion of talent (assuming he's healthy). Consider also, that because of Sturdivant's injury, Vince Vance made 6 starts (before also getting injured). Vance is back now too. Further, because of Vance's injury, Clint Boling played all over the line (versatility can be a massive advantage for a pretty deep line). And Bean Anderson picked up 7 starts. Now, entering the season, Vance and Anderson are backups on the depth chart and they have 13 starts and hundreds of snaps under their belt. </div><div><br /></div><div>Back to Steele (and this is on pg. 314 if you're keeping up at home). Steele has calculated a raw number of games that starters have lost to injury or suspension. Then he's analyzed how teams with significantly large or small amounts of games starters have lost performed in the next year. Steele's numbers over the last 5 years:</div><div><br /></div><div>If a team loses 32 or more starts in one year, 74.5% of the time that team improves their record the following year (41 out of 55).</div><div><br /></div><div>If a team loses 6 or fewer starts in one year, only 35.7% of the time did that team improve their record the following year (15 of 42).</div><div><br /></div><div>Steele's anecdotes are even better. This time last year, Utah had the most starts lost in the previous season (51 starts lost). They improved from 9-4 to 13-0. This time last year, Illinois was coming off a run to the Rose Bowl in a year when they suffered just 2 starts lost. They ended up 5-7. Purdue lost just 4 starts in 2007 when they went 8-4; they went 4-8 in 2008.</div><div><br /></div><div>So how does this fit in with next weekend?</div><div><br /></div><div>Last year, Georgia lost 44 starts to injury or suspension, which was tied for 6th most in the nation.</div><div><br /></div><div>Last year, Oklahoma State lost all of 2 starts to injury or suspension, which was the second fewest in the nation.</div><div><br /></div><div>From my numbers, guys who are listed as backups on Georgia's current depth chart have as many as 47 career starts, among at least 10 different players (and that's just for last year). Oklahoma State's depth chart has backups with 8 total starts and that's just 2 players.</div><div><br /></div><div>Could be hot next week. If it's a shootout, players will need to get rotated in and out. Just something to think about.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-69486441258856019342009-08-16T14:30:00.000-04:002009-08-16T15:54:00.959-04:00Flick the Button1. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0864761/">The Duchess</a>. Has not this film been made a dozen times before? Who ponies up the (I'd guess sizable amount of) money to produce these sorts of films? What's the audience? I'm not sure why I was a part of it. You're Fired.<br />2. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800241/">Transsiberian</a>. I've always had an odd interest in central Russia, so I kind of wanted this to be good. It was OK, but there was something missing throughout. Maybe miscast, maybe just not the movie I would've made. I didn't hate it, but it wasn't anything to recommend to anyone. You're Fired.<br />3. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032755/">RockNRolla</a>. Not as much of a collossal turd as Revolver was, but not as good as Lock Stock or Snatch. A handful of interesting characters, but not all that memorable. You're Fired.<br />4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0824747/">Changeling</a>. Far better than expected. Eastwood can do suspense, even if he tends to the cliche Steak Knives.<br />5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393109/">Brick</a>. Exceptionally good. I watched it twice and I'd watch it again. See this. Cadillac.<br />6. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0783238/">The Dead Girl</a>. An odd movie that I wouldn't recommend, and I don't think people would stumble across, but it was actually pretty good. Seemed a little more like a short novel than a movie, which is kind of a compliment, but I don't know. Dull Steak Knives.<br />7. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1024715/">Choke</a>. The book is better, despite the best efforts of the cast. Seemed like the studio tamed it down, which is almost always the wrong choice. You're Fired, but read the book.<br />8. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758774/">Body of Lies</a>. Hmmm... I like international spy thrillers, and I like all of the actors and the director, but this one didn't work. Every other scene has Crowe and DiCaprio just yelling at each other over cell phones, which is lazy and lame. You're Fired.<br />9. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981227/">Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist</a>. The Lady liked this more than I did. Sweet, I guess. I'd have liked it were I 15. Shrug. You're Fired.<br />10. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013753/">Milk</a>. Fantastic performance, pretty good movie. You've heard about this before. Sharp Steak Knives.<br />11. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1175491/">W</a>. Very good performance, pretty good movie, actually. More entertaining than it should've been. Dull Steak Knives.<br />12. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479884/">Crank</a>. Utterly ridiculous and awesomely entertaining. See this. Sharp Steak Knives.<br />13. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978759/">Frozen River</a>. Would've made a better short film or novella, but an excellent performance by Melissa Leo. Dull Steak Knives.<br />14. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773/">Junebug</a>. I can tell that the film was made by someone with a complicated relationship with the South, which I think a whole lot of artsy folks down here have. I wonder why the director hasn't made another feature. Worth seeing, but maybe not while one has an impending birth. Steak Knives.<br />15. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455538/">How To Lose Friends and Alienate People</a>. Absolutely atrocious. Pegg, you're better than this. You're Fired.<br />16. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421238/">The Proposition</a>. Quite beautiful, awfully good. Fine direction. I'm fired up for <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/">The Road</a> now. Cadillac, but you should like westerns to think the same way.<br />17. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482572/">Pride and Glory</a>. A movie that's been made a dozen times before. Less suspense than an average Law & Order episode. You're Fired.<br />18. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293662/">The Transporter</a>. Hilarious, especially the villains. Statham is so effing good. Cadillac.<br />19. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/">Twilight</a>. Offensively bad. Seriously, I was offended by the baseball scene. As a baseball fan. No self respecting man should have to watch this. You're fired.<br />20. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472198/">Notorious</a>. Entertaining as hell, but not exactly great. You will be glad that you've seen this. Steak Knives.<br />21. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1084950/">Rachel Getting Married</a>. Pretentious, overacted, annoying. See The Celebration instead. You're Fired.<br />22. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364569/">Oldboy</a>. Exceptional filmmaking, but it was a bit too much for my tastes. I should probably see this again, knowing what I'm getting into. Reserving rating for another time.<br />23. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460989/">The Wind that Shakes the Barley</a>. Historical movies are hard, because they need to come from the perspective of showing the viewer something new. This didn't take the Irish Rebellion in a new direction. I didn't see anything I didn't know already. You're Fired.<br />24. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0491747/">Away from Her</a>. Very good. One of the best dramas I've seen in a few years. Heartbreaking, realistic, sensitive, even funny. I really respect this film. Cadillac.<br />25. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/">Taken</a>. A little too serious to be in the class of awesomeness that are most Statham movies. Seeing Liam Neeson kicking people is awesome nonetheless. Steak Knives.<div>26. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/">The Hangover</a>. One theatre movie! Comedies need to be funny, and this was. I'll see it a dozen more times. Genius move: making the funniest 3 minutes of the movie the last 3 minutes. Cadillac.<br /><br />A. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0866442/">East Bound and Down</a>. The best television show about the modern South ever made. If you don't laugh at this show, I don't really want to hang out with you. My highest praise.<br /><br />I'm sure I missed a ton.<br /></div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-11707907149966360892009-08-16T12:49:00.005-04:002009-08-16T14:08:29.996-04:00Not DeadJust had a lot on my plate lately is all...<br /><br />2 young kids, both hilarious and amazing.<br />Major renovations to Douchebag Manor.<br />The economy has rediscovered my real job and has provided me with a way to spend a sizable amount of time.<br />And all sorts of other things that I've been busy with.<br /><br />Nevertheless, I don't want this to die. I've been saving a lot of things to write about. Might have shorter posts, might have less interesting (to you) posts. Definitely not doing Gameday Recaps ever again. Probably won't even be watching it this year (I'd rather watch the 10:00 Premiership Match on FSC - more on that in another post). I am still interested in college football, but I have little faith in myself to add anything terribly interesting to the online discussion. Too many smart people do this with more diligence and intelligence. <br /><br />I have noticed, in the past several months, that I do need an outlet for the bile. <br /><br />So a welcome back to myself. But first, a few Cheers and Jeers:<br /><br />Cheers to Carriage House Construction, for coming in under budget.<br />Jeers to the guy who broke into my car to steal $8 in quarters.<br />Cheers to the producers of Law & Order: Criminal Intent for adding Jeff Goldblum, who wears pretty awesome specs.<br />Jeers to the producers of Law & Order: Criminal Intent for making a very short season, but mainly for bringing back Det. Wheeler when they could've easily written her off.<br />Cheers to Hop City Beer, a fine establishment for a beer lover.<br />Jeers to Hop CIty Beer, for being located on the West Side, rather than in Georgia's Beer Capital, Decatur.<br />Cheers to the dessert waffle at Leon's Full Service.<br />Jeers to the Crunchie candy bar, and to me for forgetting that I didn't like it each time I'd try it again.<br />Cheers to my son's ticklish feet.<br />Jeers to inexact MRI readings.<br />Cheers to Tommy Hanson's breaking ball. Reminds me of a tall Maddux when it whips back over the plate.<br />Jeers to the Marlins, because they keep winning with a mediocre run differential.<br />Cheers to the triumphant return of the Guardian's Football Weekly podcast, and the melifluous cyncism of Barry Glendenning.<br />Jeers to the sad departure of Candace Keener from the How Stuff Works Stuff You Missed in History Class podcast.<br />Cheers to upcoming book releases I'm excited about: Simon Kuper's Soccernomics, Jon Krakauer's Pat Tillman book, Bill Simmons' basketball book, Jeff Ross' memoir, Joshua Ferris' follow up to the exceptional Then We Came to the End, Chuck Klosterman's Eating the Dinosaur. <br />Jeers to the above-referenced business getting in the way of reading, and lots of other stuff.<br />Cheers to having two amazing kids that never stop making me happy.LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-20710434435233138712009-05-22T23:45:00.003-04:002009-05-22T23:48:56.450-04:00Lebron is freaking amazing.Also...<br /><br />I'm 32 today.<br /><br />And I got a new kid a week and a half ago. There is now an Earl of Douchebag and he looks like a miniature version of Boris Becker circa 1988. He's awesome. <br /><br />And my daughter now demands "Bagel Butter" on any breakfast item. "Bagel Butter" is cream cheese.<br /><br />I lead a ridiculous life.LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-87485066536106224672009-03-01T14:38:00.005-05:002009-03-01T15:00:40.147-05:00If I'm gonna be a dick, I only want the challenge of being a MASSIVE dick.So Curt Schilling says if he comes back he'd want to take on the "<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3943655">challenge</a>" of either the Cubs or Rays.<div><br /></div><div>The Cubs had the best record in the National League and the second best record in the Majors in 2008.</div><div><br /></div><div>The Rays made the World Series last year and had the second best record in the AL in 2008.</div><div><br /></div><div>Similarly, if I were to bother playing in the Ryder Cup, I'd only want the challenge of being paired with Tiger Woods. If I were to lower myself to playing professional football, I'd only want to try to fix the problems facing the Steelers, or maybe the Patriots. If I were to act in a movie, I'd only agree to allow my amazing talents to improve the dreck the Coen Brothers put out. </div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously, if Stephon Marbury said this week that he was looking forward to the challenge of the Celtics, the media would have mocked him senseless. Schilling's got Platinum Crown Club priviliges on Douche Air Lines, but nobody seems to mention this. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-21538359849219553652009-02-14T23:23:00.000-05:002009-02-15T00:15:50.439-05:00Flick the Button1. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379865/">Leatherheads</a>. I fell asleep. What was attempted was not as entertaining as what resulted. You're Fired.<div><br /><div>2. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1059786/">Eagle Eye</a>. I did not fall asleep, but this sucked. SPOILER ALERT: They steal the ending from the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701069/">Simpsons episode</a> where Homer remakes Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. And it is so ridiculous. You're Fired. </div><div><br />3. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0995039/">Ghost Town</a>. They don't make many comedies like this - not exactly a romcom, not a grossout - which end up kind of funny and sweet, but not that good either. Gervais is a genius, but he's too restrained here. And Tea Leoni is only in mediocre or worse movies (and usually that's not her fault). A decent try for an adult comedy, but still blah. You're Fired.</div><div><br />4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486583/">Fred Claus</a>. The worst Christmas movie I have ever seen, and I've seen Prancer and Santa Claus: The Movie and Toys and Jingle All the Way and some other pieces of shit. Totally useless. Paul Giamatti, Miranda Richardson, Elizabeth Banks and Rachel Weisz should all be ashamed of themselves. You're Fired.</div><div><br />5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910970/">WALL-E</a>. I feel like I'm alone in thinking this way, but I sensed that this was (a) the least funny Pixar film and (b) the most preachy Pixar film. And I'm not insensitive to what it was preaching about, and I thought Cars was not good. There's cuteness but I didn't really want to see it again - and I can't say that about any other Pixar film except Cars. I feel bad about myself for not liking this more. You're Fired.</div><div><br />6. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0852713/">The House Bunny</a>. Throwaway. Anna Faris is funnier than anything that has ever been written for her, but that also does not mean she's all that great. I'm struggling to remember anything about this. It had a few "oh wait, is that [girl from American Idol/girl from Superbad/Bruce Willis' daughter]?" moments. You're Fired.</div><div><br />7. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795421/">Mamma Mia!</a>. Jesus. You're Fired.</div><div><br />8. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416044/">Mongol</a>. Gorgeously shot and consistently interesting. Made me want to see a sequel and learn more about Genghis Khan. See this. Cadillac.</div><div><br />9. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452608/">Death Race</a>. Statham! <a href="http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=67077201&blogID=461660900">Say it while you're fucking!</a> Shockingly entertaining. Of course it's objectively terrible, yet rewatchable and absolutely awesome. My math says Steak Knives.</div><div><br />10. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104733/">Hamlet 2</a>. I like Coogan, but I was bored. The movie thinks it's more clever than it is. Maybe I would've liked it better if I had been into drama in high school or something. For a movie that seeks its humor from the ridiculous, this wasn't ridiculous enough. You're Fired.</div><div><br />11. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800308/">Appaloosa.</a> The first hour or so is awesome, but it falls apart in the last half hour or so. Women screw everything up, especially Renee Zellweger (whom I had no idea was in this movie) apparently. As long as Ed Harris and Viggo are killing people, this rules. When they start building houses and feelings start to matter, this has problems. Steak Knives.</div><div><br />12. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910936/">Pineapple Express</a>. A matter of expectations. I expected funnier, or maybe I expected Franco to be as good as he was. Just not surprised by anything. I was entertained though. Steak Knives. </div><div><br />13. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814022/">Bangkok Dangerous</a> (2008). Horribly horribly and hilariously incredible. Come for Nic Cage's outrageous forehead, stay for the ridiculousness. Between this and The Protector, Thailand has become the go-to nation for comedy. If only we could get Statham in one of those Thai movies... Steak Knives (yep!).</div><div><br />14. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/">Max Payne</a>. Ugh. Wahlberg has no sense of humor at all. Awful. You're Fired.</div><div><br />15. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155592/">Man on Wire</a>. An entertaining and inspiring dude, and a well made film. Recommended. Sharp Steak Knives.</div><div><br /></div><div>16. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1010048/">Slumdog Millionaire</a>. OK, I feel strongly about this movie. If you left this film not entertained, you are a prig and I don't want to hang out with you. It was suspenseful, funny, romantic, interesting, timeless, universal, and most importantly, just a good movie. It was about goodness and humanity. Political posturing about this is dickish. Cadillac.</div><div><br />17. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093824/">Encounters at the End of the World</a>. Watch Planet Earth instead if you want to see awesome footage of nature. Watch this if you want to be underentertained about not-as-interesting-as-presented people. Maybe I'm not a Herzog guy. You're Fired.</div><div><br />18. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497465/">Vicky Cristina Barcelona</a>. Only a guy like Woody Allen could get this movie made. It's not really about much of anything. It's kind of entertaining - the acting is quite good and everyone and everything looks pretty. It's also not really memorable. It'll make you smile a bit, but then forget it. You're Fired.</div><div><br />19. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0857191/">The Visitor</a>. It's OK, I suppose, but I get the sense that critics like simple movies that don't screw things up more than complicated movies that make a few mistakes but also challenge. I wasn't bored, but I didn't learn anything either. I'll forget I've seen this, even though it's not bad. You're Fired.</div><div><br /><div>20. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1090903/">The Diplomat</a>. The NY Times TV critic that praised this enough for me to watch it owes me 3 hours. They took a 2 hour movie screenplay and made it shittily so it stretched. Massive plot holes. Deus Ex Machina througout. Someone teaching a class on screenwriting should use this as a "DO NOT DO THIS" lecture. But I did learn that my cable company carries something called "ION TV," so it wasn't a total loss. You're Fired, and that means you, NYT critic.</div><div><br /></div><div>21. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/">Zack and Miri Make a Porno</a>. Like Kevin Smith's good movies, it's really dirty (moreso than even I expected), but also pretty sweet. I don't mind the filth if there's a reason. Elizabeth Banks is funny - really funny. Steak Knives.</div><div><br /></div><div>22. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031969/">The Rocker</a>. Blah. Not exactly the Dwight Schrute thing, but not exactly funny. Forgettable, and I just saw it. You're Fired.</div><div><br /></div><div>23. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421715/">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</a>. Gorgeously shot, and the first hour or so is great (especially the tugboat/submarine scene). But the last hour (I'm not kidding) is just Ralph Lauren-esque photo shoots of Brad Pitt looking good. And the Katrina-era flash forwards did not add to the film. Cutting this up more would've helped. If it matters, The Lady liked this a good deal more than I did. Perhaps I'm nitpicking... I did like a lot of it, but I just have these nagging concerns I can't seem to get rid of and that seem to make me like this less and less. Still, worth seeing. Steak Knives.</div></div></div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-78861185460003981702009-02-07T22:50:00.003-05:002009-02-07T22:55:48.036-05:00On the current scenaria.Our economy sucks a fatttttt dick right now;<div><br /></div><div>I am ready for things to turn around now. now. now. now. now.</div><div><br /></div><div>But in the meantime, I suppose it's OK to think it's good enough that marauding tribes of machete-wielding zealots aren't murdering our families in our sleep. </div><div><br /></div><div>positivity.. really.</div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-81272250578483099782009-01-18T15:50:00.003-05:002009-01-18T16:30:33.837-05:00Lebowski Standings - Final 2008Done this in past years. Rankings based upon who had the best season at winning each game on their schedule. Ties among teams with the same record are broken via ColleyRatings strength of schedule, except where one team won a head-to-head matchup. Full list below the fold.<br /><span id="fullpost"><br /><br />120. Washington 0-12 (1)<br />119. North Texas 1-11 (102)<br />118. SMU 1-11 (77)<br />117. Washington State 2-11 (50)<br />116. Miami U. 2-10 (113)<br />115. Western Kentucky 2-10 (103)<br />114. Idaho 2-10 (98)<br />113. Tulane 2-10 (85)<br />112. Iowa State 2-10 (76)<br />111. San Diego State 2-10 (71)<br />110. Eastern Michigan 3-9 (105)<br />109. Army 3-9 (101)<br />108. New Mexico State 3-9 (97)<br />107. Indiana 3-9 (64)<br />106. Utah State 3-9 (48)<br />105. Michigan 3-9 (36)<br />104. Toledo 3-9 (108)*<br />103. Syracuse 3-9 (16)<br />102. Kent State 4-8 (125)<br />101. Louisiana-Monroe 4-8 (124)<br />100. Ohio 4-8 (110)<br />99. Wyoming 4-8 (81)<br />98. Marshall 4-8 (70)<br />97. Central Florida 4-8 (93)*<br />96. UAB 4-8 (104)*<br />95. New Mexico 4-8 (51)<br />94. Mississippi State 4-8 (45)<br />93. Texas A&M 4-8 (44)<br />92. Purdue 4-8 (41)<br />91. UCLA 4-8 (28)<br />90. Baylor 4-8 (12)<br />89. Duke 4-8 (8)<br />88. MTSU 5-7 (122)<br />87. Florida International 5-7 (119)<br />86. Akron 5-7 (115)<br />85. Temple 5-7 (106)<br />84. UTEP 5-7 (84)<br />83. Kansas State 5-7 (80)<br />82. Louisville 5-7 (68)<br />81. Illinois 5-7 (55)<br />80. Tennessee 5-7 (32)<br />79. Auburn 5-7 (38)*<br />78. Colorado 5-7 (23)<br />77. Stanford 5-7 (22)<br />76. Arizona State 5-7 (53)*<br />75. UNLV 5-7 (72)*<br />74. Arkansas 5-7 (6)<br />73. Virginia 5-7 (2)<br />72. Northern Illinois 6-7 (118)<br />71. Memphis 6-7 (111)<br />70. NC State 6-7 (11)<br />69. Hawaii 7-7 (75)<br />68. Arkansas State 6-6 (123)<br />67. Louisiana-Lafayette 6-6 (126)*<br />66. Bowling Green 6-6 (117)<br />65. San Jose State 6-6 (107)<br />64. Florida Atlantic 7-6 (109)<br />63. Southern Mississippi 7-6 (96)<br />62. Fresno State 7-6 (95)<br />61. Minnesota 7-6 (88)<br />60. Nevada 7-6 (82)<br />59. Wisconsin 7-6 (66)<br />58. Notre Dame 7-6 (63)<br />57. Colorado State 7-6 (61)<br />56. Kentucky 7-6 (56)<br />55. U. of Miami 7-6 (18)<br />54. South Carolina 7-6 (14)<br />53. Clemson 7-6 (21)*<br />52. Vanderbilt 7-6 (13)<br />51. Buffalo 8-6 (94)<br />50. Troy 8-5 (121)<br />49. Louisiana Tech 8-5 (114)<br />48. Central Michigan 8-5 (112)<br />47. Houston 8-5 (92)<br />46. Arizona 8-5 (79)<br />45. Air Force 8-5 (78)<br />44. Navy 8-5 (86)*<br />43. Connecticut 8-5 (58)<br />42. Louisiana State 8-5 (47)<br />41. Kansas 8-5 (29)<br />40. South Florida 8-5 (67)*<br />39. Rutgers 8-5 (59)*<br />38. North Carolina 8-5 (20)<br />37. Wake Forest 8-5 (9)<br />36. Maryland 8-5 (46)*<br />35. East Carolina 9-5 (83)<br />34. Boston College 9-5 (30)<br />33. Western Michigan 9-4 (116)<br />32. Iowa 9-4 (74)<br />31. Northwestern 9-4 (87)*<br />30. West Virginia 9-4 (54)<br />29. Oklahoma State 9-4 (43)<br />28. Michigan State 9-4 (37)<br />27. Nebraska 9-4 (34)<br />26. California 9-4 (31)<br />25. Florida State 9-4 (27)<br />24. Georgia Tech 9-4 (42)*<br />23. Mississippi 9-4 (26)<br />22. Pittsburgh 9-4 (15)<br />21. Oregon State 9-4 (7)<br />20. Missouri 10-4 (39)<br />19. Virginia Tech 10-4 (17)<br />18. Rice 10-3 (100)<br />17. Brigham Young 10-3 (91)<br />16. Oregon 10-3 (52)<br />15. Ohio State 10-3 (40)<br />14. Georgia 10-3 (10)<br />13. Tulsa 11-3 (120)<br />12. Cincinnati 11-3 (62)<br />11. TCU 11-2 (69)<br />10. Penn State 11-2 (65)<br />9. Texas Tech 11-2 (60)<br />8. Ball State 12-2 (127)<br />7. Alabama 12-2 (33)<br />6. Oklahoma 12-2 (4)<br />5. Boise State 12-1 (99)<br />4. Southern California 12-1 (35)<br />3. Texas 12-1 (5)<br />2. Florida 13-1 (3)<br />1. Utah 13-0 (73)LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-23213296836574711522008-12-31T23:33:00.002-05:002008-12-31T23:35:23.536-05:00Too bad all the Tech Fans had left alreadyI love Les Miles.<div><br /></div><div>Any man who will run a fake punt while up 35 in the 4th quarter on Georgia Tech gets my lifelong affection. Bravo to you, sir. </div><div><br /></div><div>Amazing dickishness. All my praise comes your way. </div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-56130112484028953022008-12-29T00:28:00.003-05:002008-12-29T00:32:25.434-05:00A College Football Primer for NFL Fans<a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/ktfo-theatre-chris-clemens-gives-tashard-choice-the-what-for.html">This play</a> is a microcosm of how the Georgia-Georgia Tech series has typically gone (this year notwithstanding).<div><br /></div><div>That is all.</div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-66161076778909213382008-12-07T16:01:00.004-05:002008-12-07T16:06:56.350-05:00If Lorne Michaels is still aliveMAKE <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1672246/">JORMA TACCONE</a> A CAST MEMBER OF SNL.<br /><br />He's a writer and was hysterical in the classic digital short last night. Dude is a genius. If you haven't already, go rent Hot Rod and focus on Kevin. Hilarious.<br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10778854.post-53229898442426388522008-12-07T13:23:00.000-05:002008-12-07T17:12:10.401-05:00Flick the ButtonOh crap I'm way behind on these. I know I've missed some of them...<div><br />1. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/">Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull</a>. Waste of time. Old people running but not hilariously. And homages to movies that weren't that good to begin with. And that's before we get to the alien bullshit. You're Fired.<br /><br />2. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/">Iron Man</a>. Without Downey, this is Daredevil. But with Downey, this is great fun. Is it just me, or does Downey seem like the kind of actor that actually entertains, rather than the sort that Hollywood thinks we're interested in? I want to see this again. Cadillac.<br /><br />3. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/">The Incredible Hulk</a>. Wasn't as fun as Iron Man, but I still liked it. I liked how there wasn't a deeper meaning, just popcorn. And I liked how instead of picking a world landmark to blow up in CGI, they for the most part just destroyed a college campus. Steak Knives.<br /><br />4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800039/">Forgetting Sarah Marshall</a>. A little long, a little painful, but funny at times too. I can't help liking Russell Brand or Kristin Bell either. There's kind of a problem with the Apatow stable writing their therapy sessions into their movies, but they get some pretty good jokes in too. I would go see the vampire musical. Steak Knives.<br /><br />5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960144/">You Don't Mess with the Zohan</a>. I don't believe it myself, but this was funny. Honestly, I thought I would hate this so much, but everyone in it has this stupid smile on their face and the jokes aren't as quite easy as the last 5 or 6 Sandler comedies (like I said, Apatow gets some jokes in). I've seen a lot of pretty bad movies lately, and stunningly, this wasn't one. Steak Knives (and I liked it better than Sarah Marshall).<br /><br />6. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/">Get Smart</a>. So was Anne Hathaway supposed to be Steve Carrell's love interest? If so, that's weird. Anyway, if this was supposed to be funny, it wasn't. It also wasn't exciting. A complete failure. You're Fired.<br /><br />7. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0871426/">Baby Mama</a>. Forgotten just about everything about this, and I like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and I've been through the baby thing recently enough to get the jokes. I guess I liked Amy Poehler's Philly accent. You're Fired.<br /><br />8. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492619/">The Foot Fist Way</a>. I'd like to see this a few more times, at increasing levels of drunkenness. Sure, the plot doesn't really exist. Danny McBride is hilarious nonetheless. Steak Knives (but I reserve the right to increase this upon future viewings).<br /><br />9. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0858479/">Smart People</a>. Offensively bad. You're Fired.<br /><br />10. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423977/">Charlie Bartlett</a>. Anton Yelchin is game, but it's not as funny or interesting as it could've been. And it felt like Downey was reined in. We've been here before and funnier. You're Fired.<br /><br />11. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430922/">Role Models</a>. We've been here before, but not funnier. Take a formulaic comedy, add T&A, add copious amounts of cussing, add funny actors and a director that knows comic timing. I know you're thinking that this is a movie you can wait for a rental, but definitely remember to rent it. It's very funny. Steak Knife/Cadillac.<br /><br />12. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441773/">Kung Fu Panda</a>. Way more violent than I was expecting. Not for kids under 10 or so, I'd guess. But it is kind of amusing and kind of entertaining. Definitely feels like a Dreamworks animated movie and not a Pixar movie, and that's not a good thing. Fired/Knife.<br /><br />13. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411477/">Hellboy II: The Golden Army</a>. Having a locker full of Tecate in a can is fucking awesome. I liked this a hell of a lot more than the first one, and a lot more than most action or comic movies. Not quite Iron Man level, because Pearlman is good but not Downey great. Also better than Hulk and 2 of the 3 Spiderman movies. Sharp Steak Knives.</div><div><br />14. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362192/">State of Play</a>. Why are British television miniseries better than most American feature films? Well acted and well written. Yes, there are some timeline problems (people appearing in 2 spots across London within moments). It's still as interesting as anything I've watched in a year. And everything Bill Nighy does is gold. See this before the Ben Affleck/Russell Crowe 2 hour version comes out (though I trust Kevin MacDonald to do a decent job). Cadillac.</div><div><br />15. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1018785/">The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2</a>. Obviously this was a choice of the Lady's (and she'd seen the first one when I wasn't around). Umm... It's OK if you want to see something like this? I didn't want to particularly watch it, and I spent most of the time on the computer or reading, but it didn't bother me that it was on. Fired, I guess?</div><div><br />16. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448157/">Hancock</a>. I liked the idea, but the outcome wasn't exactly good. The CGI was confusing: the flying looked like the original Superman green-screening, but some other stuff looked pretty cool. It was short, which was fine because the movie was kind of crappy. Even though I have no idea what they could've done to make it better, I don't think they focused on the most interesting things about the characters. You're Fired. </div><div><br />17. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0838283/">Step Brothers</a>. I take great care in saying this: I do not think another movie made this decade has as many great one-liners. I know this movie will get repeat viewings. Don't fall for the conventional wisdom that Ferrell is passe. Semi-Pro just sucked. This was funny. Cadillac.</div><div><br />18. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/">Wanted</a>. I watch a lot of crappy action movies, so when I see one that I like I might go overboard on it. That may be why I got fired up about Iron Man and Hellboy II. I liked Wanted better than either. It's action scenes are crazy and kind of goofy, but they just work. McAvoy seems like an odd choice for an action star, but he pulls it off. And Jolie, well, what can you say? She's a freak of nature. I liked the dialogue, I liked the stunt sequences, I liked the plot (even though I could kind of figure things out). I would like for there to be more of these movies. I was upset when it ended. Cadillac.</div><div><br /><div>19. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/">Tropic Thunder</a>. We have so many comedies lately that are really just ad-lib scenes in a tired setup; it's almost odd when we see a comedy that has an actual plot more than just a skeleton for sketches. This was kind of a real movie, that happened to have funny scenes in it (aside from a few sequences). Downey, again, is the star among stars. He's the funniest in a cast of guys who usually carry their own comedies. He's a fantastic actor. I'd like to see him nominated for awards for this performance. I don't know if there are many actors who could have pulled it off. Cadillac.</div><div><br /></div><div>20. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427954/">The Protector</a>. Might be the best movie to watch while drunk ever. Baby elephants; kicking; ridiculous music, lighting and costumes; Thai canal boat chases that lead to helicopter explosions (which Die Hard 4 totally ripped off!); kinda trippy animation; actors that look like Street Fighter characters. Wildly hilarious. Also: this movie could have been made in 1985 or 2015 and sent back in a time machine. We'll never know. It's insanely, entertainingly ridiculous. Cadillac.</div></div>LDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08416468186977171781noreply@blogger.com2