All I know is... I got a lotta balls

On IMDB's front page all day was a story about Bereft, a film I haven't seen. This, in and of itself, is not interesting. What is interesting is Vinessa Shaw, its star. Ms. Shaw stole my heart long ago as a beautiful young teen with an overbearing father (played with startling joie de vivre by former Shoney's spokesman Tom Parks) who just wants a successful soccer team to dominate the Rocky Mountain Junior Girls league. A little pre-op sexual tension, a lot of recycled one liners, and the mom from Mr. Belvedere... stir gently and you've got the perfect 1994 HBO summer matinee.

Seriously, Kimberly has a career? Weird.

And ask the lady. I do a fantastic Jackee impression.