Can't we get the boosters to spring for cars anymore?

Kregg Lumpkin apparently had an accident on his scooter on campus. Dude's a stud and with the Dawgs receiving corps next year, we'll need Ware, Brown and Kregg carrying the ball. I remember some linemen riding scooters when I was in college, and I always wondered how a little scooter could hold up a 300 pound mammoth. Just ride the Orbit like everyone else and save your legs.