Doctor, Wyatt hurt when I pee?

The Wyatt Sexton story is hilarious to me. But how dumb does FSU think we all are? Sexton goes to a Dave Matthews concert (OK, maybe he does have mental problems) and then goes apeshit on some cops, but drugs aren't the problem... Right.

The question then is...

Is it that he's white, or is it that he's a coach's son? "It" of course is that the story is "His health is the more important thing..." rather than "FSU athletes out of control".

I'm going with coach's son for now, but I reserve the right to add whiteness later.