You without me is like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes; You'll never go Platinum.

Snoop's football league draws controversy. Here's the line to draw your attention:

Walking with Xavier toward the parking lot, parents and coaches describe rapper Snoop Dogg as a modern-day Pied Piper luring football players with his song "Drop It Like It's Hot" blasting from a school bus pimped out with enough bass, TV screens and gadgetry to persuade any kid to sell out the old for the new.

Pied Piper? Is R. Kelly in on this league too? [insert 10 year old cheerleader joke here].

Seriously though, recruiting 10 year olds seems kind of weird to me. Chuuuuuuch.