Thursday, December 01, 2005

How ya doin'? Nice ta meet ya. [ass pat]

While I actually do intend to put some thought and effort into future posts, I figured I'd properly introduce myself with un-original dick-jokes. Enjoy.

College Football Storylines of the Year:

5. Nutt taps Dick for battle against Cocks (a real sword-fight)
4. Ball hangs 'em and Johnson stands tall in muddying the U
3. Spurrier has old balls and made the Gators Leak 'em
2. Shockley bends Volunteers over and puts his finger into their ass...
1. Trojans keep their eye on the prize with Bush; barely skeet-skeeting over Fresno