No more hiding my flask in the girlfriend's purse under her tampons.

Congrats to Damon Evans for inking a home-and-home with the U of L for 2011 and 2012.

T. Kyle King and Paul Westerdawg are worried about Dawg fans traveling to the 'Ville, seeing as how we'll also play at Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington that year, and the Cardinals have a propensity to play in the dreaded ESPN Thursday night games. But soft! What intoxicating aroma through yonder stadium tunnel breaks?

The Pizza Palace legally serves alcohol! That's right. And not just beer, either. You can get Col. James B. Beam's Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey right from the concession stand. Or, better yet, from wandering vendors with ready-mixed cocktails!

As long as we get the word out, there's no need to worry about the Dawg Nation's numbers. If they serve it, we will come.