Premiership Picks

Slate wiped clean. I'll also pick the Champions' League at the group stage and the UEFA Cup once I can pronounce the team names.

Everton v. Manchester United: 1-2 Everton's return to earth begins.
Aston Villa v. Bolton Wanderers: 1-1 Neither team going anywhere.
Manchester City v. West Bromwich Albion: 4-0 I'm insane for thinking this, but WBA sucks.
Fulham v. Birmingham City: 0-1 Boredom.
West Ham United v. Blackburn Rovers: 0-0 No, wait, this is boredom. Only 95 fouls called in this.
Sunderland v. Charlton Athletic: 1-0 Irish favoritism.
Portsmouth v. Tottenham Hotspur: 0-2: Good start.
Middlesbrough v. Liverpool: 3-3 MOTD
Arsenal v. Newcastle United: 3-0 The embarrassment starts early, the firing watch starts.
Wigan Athletic v. Chelsea: 0-2 Wigan gets a bad draw to start out.