Thursday, December 15, 2005

Laces OUT, Dan

Let's start the hype. Highly touted Dan Hawkins' spread (spread for me) option is coming to Athens to challenge a rebuilding Dawgs team. The Group of 6 will show the SEC who's boss. Sophisticated passing attacks are just way too complicated for southern African-Americans to understand. The SEC is low-scoring not because of dominant defenses, but because of inept offenses. Blah, blah, fucking blah.

Only this time the "Group of 6" is the "best" team from the group of six teams that battle each year not to have to face Oklahoma or Texas in the Big 12 Championship.

Let's hope the Buffs show up a little more so that UGA isn't discredited for a good non-conference win, again, and again.