Friday, May 22, 2009

Lebron is freaking amazing.


I'm 32 today.

And I got a new kid a week and a half ago. There is now an Earl of Douchebag and he looks like a miniature version of Boris Becker circa 1988. He's awesome.

And my daughter now demands "Bagel Butter" on any breakfast item. "Bagel Butter" is cream cheese.

I lead a ridiculous life.