Showing posts with label Mad Dogs and Englishmen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mad Dogs and Englishmen. Show all posts

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Briefly on Sports Punditry

I've been following the English Premier League far more closely than in previous years, and one of the things I've noticed about the people who cover the sport is that there is a remarkable division of ability and talent among pundits and opinioneers over in England, and how that compares to American sports.  


For one thing, the play by play and in-game commentators are for the most part sensational.  I'm not talking about the FSC or GOLTV people who provide the commentary from a basement studio 8000 miles from the games they're covering.  I mean the English guys on site.  They know when to keep their mouths closed and let the game happen.  They know that they don't have to explain every last thing that is happening, because they know that they are on television and if you are watching you can figure some things out for yourself.  They have a vocabulary larger than that of a fifth grader.  They aren't, for the most part, former athletes who have some limited training in broadcasting, but rather professional broadcasters who know what they're doing.  There are no Tony Siragusas on hand.  The broadcasters are apparently praised and promoted for their intelligence and for being concise.  

Second, the studio show pundits in England are every bit as foolish as American sports pundits. They relentlessly focus on intangibles and personalities.  There are forced disputes.  There is talking over one another and extending statements to remain on camera longer.  The things that are wrong about American studio pundits are just as wrong in England.

But for the American viewer of the sport, it's not that hard to avoid those shows.  One can only watch games and follow stories online.  And that brings me to the best part about English football punditry: the written word.  

Football writers in England are incisive, smart, thoughtful and unafraid.  The strength of the press in England has created an entirely different relationship between the individuals involved in the sport and the journalists.  There isn't a symbiotic relationship.  Writers are tough enough to get stories without relying on the public relations people for various clubs.  And this provides a far greater freedom for the writers - but one that the writers don't need to abuse.  There isn't a need to write things that are inflammatory to draw attention.  For some reason, in England, the better writing and more intelligent takes draw attention, rather than the most salacious or offensive.  Now, of course, I'm painting in broad strokes (of course there are bad writers in the tabloids).  The thing is that I can find several really good national writers on English football.  I'm not sure I can find more than one or two American mainstream media writers whose pieces are salient.   

Here's a comparison.

Read this column on Harry Redknapp by Russell Brand.  Russell Brand is a comedian, a damned ridiculous character.  And this column is interesting, well-written and raises a few salient points on the true effect of a coach that apply to any sport.  Read through the Guardian's archives for other pieces by Brand.  They're all interesting, well-written and salient.  The odd thing about this is that this guy is a comedian.  He's not the dean of pundits over there, or anything even close to it.  Yet his columns are better than just about any national writer over here I can think of. 

Now go do a google search for sports columns by American comedian Jay Mohr.  I can't bear myself to look for them to link to them.  Russell Brand's column is what they have.  15 year old stale jokes, cliches and forced edginess is what we have.

Luckily there are writers over here that are trying to elevate the discourse.  A lot of them are in the blog world.  It's time for mainstream media outlets to realize that readers want better than what has been offered.  Coverage of American sports can be a whole lot better.  The dwindling readership and audience for several outlets should drive those outlets to do better.  

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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Russell Brand is funny

I always appreciate an emcee who goes a bit further than his audience or producers would like. And his hair looks like a 1985 Jersey skank in a camaro.

Also, his columns on the Premiership in the Guardian are usually extremely interesting and well written.

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Monday, April 16, 2007

And don't get me started on that "baskets" ball...

A fine blog entry at the Guardian is worth your attention. The gist: Regent's Park ain't big enough for soccer and baseball, and those damned colonists think they own the place!

A few points on this...

1) A friend of the blog is an American ex-pat in London and actually plays in one of the softball leagues in Regent's Park. He said he's never noticed tension between the footballers and the drunken lout softball players. That doesn't mean that those witty Englishmen weren't slamming him with superfluous-U laden humour so dry it is missed.

2) First comment worth noting: "Quality article mind. Though not enough stress was placed on just how harmful Budweiser is ... i.e. it's drunk by white shirt crap tie morons with no soul and it bears a resembalance in taste and consistency as to what one might suppose oxygenated piss tastes like." I'm unsure if I want to applaud and go pound 15 Boddingtons or if I want to dump 1,000 cases of Bass into Boston Harbor (making both taste better!) in protest. OK, the former.

3) Second comment worth noting: "Maybe the hurlers and camogie players should take over this park, I'm sure both softball and football players would think twice before confronting a bunch of stick wielding crazed Irishmen." +1.

4) Another notable effect in the comments: how some of the commenters discuss "frisbee tossers", but where "tosser" does not mean the act of throwing the frisbee, but rather the delightful English slur.

5) Were I to take the column seriously, I'd wonder if this is a reaction to the (however downplayed) success of Americans in the Premiership, whilst Englishmen appear nowhere in American sports, for the most part. Marcus Hahnemann has been among the top keepers in England all year (he'd topped the Actim stats for several months until Van Der Sar passed him last week). Several others have made names for themselves (Convey, Spector, McBride, Bocanegra, DeMerit, Friedel, Howard, Gibbs, with Dempsey, Onyewu and Beasley to come). And who is the only Englishman who has made any sporting news in America? John Amaechi. Seems to me that the English have a right to be a little sensitive about their sporting prowess.

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