Monday, May 09, 2005

All Apologies

I was planning on writing lots this past weekend, but I ran into the two headed hound of hell named Old Chub and Alize at a Derby Party with Cocaine Bref et al. Which ruled, as on display here and here.

Nonetheless, my goal for now is to have more original content on here, so you all have a reason to check back in occasionally. Therefore I promise:

  • Fewer embarrassing soccer predictions (season's over).
  • More Misanthropy
  • Fewer posts that invite a comments argument from Hillary.
  • More posts that invite universal disgust and shame.
  • Fewer posts that say "Not much to argue about in Gammons' column today".
  • More Alize.

And there you have it. Time to get this shit wrapped like a mummy.