Movie, Bitch - Get Out The Way

Sideways: Decent. I suppose my expectations were too high. Lowell Mather was exceptional. Something about Payne and ridiculous full frontal. I expect his next opus to feature Dennis Blundin's package. I laughed at several scenes, and it's a little interesting to see older people hooking up like college students. Just nothing that changed my life. Dullish steak knife.

Most interesting part of the night was seeing Chilli from TLC outside the theater, driving a freaking awesome Escalade. 24s, huge f'ing chrome grill. Sweet as shit.