I actually am alive, despite best efforts.

Thanks and apologies are due...

Thanks to the Wrangler, the General, "Scott", Mitch C., Lowrider, DerkaDerka, Caveman and others who helped me avoid jailtime (a family first, I believe).

Apologies are due to the Athens community, who suffered through a few moments of (GASP!) smoking in a bar, as well as a public display of my genitalia. I also apologize to anyone I may have called. I do not remember, but I think I called DJ, because he called me back.

I remember very little from around 8:00 PM Saturday until about 5:30 PM Sunday. A cop pulled behind me yesterday morning on the way to work and I started sweating that he'd pull me over and breathalyze me. Seriously.

Simply incredible weekend.