He's perfect for those insane morons in the Ozarks. From the AJC:
Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville said that he had LSU No. 1 on his ballot followed by Oklahoma, Ohio State, Hawaii, and Georgia.
"Winning our conference championship means a lot to me," said Tuberville, whose team lost on a last second play at LSU (30-24) but was hammered by Georgia (45-20) on Nov. 10. "Believe me, I know how good Georgia is. But LSU found a way in win the championship, so they deserve this shot."
"Winning our conference championship means a lot to me," said Tuberville, whose team lost on a last second play at LSU (30-24) but was hammered by Georgia (45-20) on Nov. 10. "Believe me, I know how good Georgia is. But LSU found a way in win the championship, so they deserve this shot."
Wow. Insane on so many levels.
1) LSU 30 Auburn 24 (last second, in Baton Rouge). UGA 45 Auburn 20 (not close at all, in Athens). One would think that these results would lead Mr. Tuberville to think one team would be appreciably better than another.
2) LSU's SEC losses = 2. UGA's SEC losses = 2. Why did LSU win the SEC, while UGA didn't have a chance? BECAUSE THE OTHER WEST TEAMS, LIKE TUBERVILLE'S COACHED AUBURN TEAM, WEREN'T AS GOOD. "Found a way in win the championship" should translate to "was lucky enough to be competing against incompetents like myself."
3) You have to be fucking kidding me. Hawaii?
4) Richt/Stafford/Moreno To-Fuck-Harder-Than-Anyone's-Been-Fucked-Before List:
(A) Les Miles
(B) Tommy Tuberville
(C) Phil Fulmer.
The 2008 Pain Train starts with a brutal pounding of the Flying Chocolate Unicorns of Guam Hawaii. You boys know how to shovel coal?
hat tip to PNA in comments.
